Thank you, Orkutheroes.

Orkutheroes.com reviewed me. 

I am pleasantly surprised.

I am humbled.

I am shy.

I am grateful.

I am blushing... have you seen a brown guy blush ? Not a pretty sight.. we just go darker maroon.

I am wondering if there is a cash prize to go with this.

I am wondering if there is any way I can use this in conversation starters to get a girl to like me.. or atleast delay the usual 'leave me alone, creep or I'm calling my boyfriend Rocky' line.

I am wondering if this means I should get a new superhero outfit ( Those girly X-men's black and yellow spandex is so passe... I think I'll go for pink polka dots and green lycra ).

I am delaying giving an acceptance speech because I'm still confirming it's not April first in the planet Xargon... I have a lot of sadistic friends from planet Xargon.

Ok, speech time. Be relaxed... remember the ABC of speeches - Always Be Calm. Check.

Good. Now, remember the XYZ of speeches - Xamine Your Zipper. Check. 

Look of shocked ecstacy - how to attain that ? Oh wait.. I remember. The first time Britney's upskirts landed in your email. Kazwing !!! Check.

Doubly confirm that there isn't gonna be any nip slips this time around to avoid a repeat of my graduation day fiasco. Both boobmeisters.. cough cough wheeze.. I mean, well defined gym workout induced pectorals are within dress.. I mean, suit confines. Check.

Ok, only one thing left to do.

Thank you, Zazo. For finding me. And for doing what not many take the trouble to do today - promote someone else whom you've never even met. And I've checked the other blogs in the article too. Great choices, nice variety. You rock, man.

Thank you, family members... for not reading my blog and thus giving me the freedom to caricature our family without fear. That goes to Ruby too, who, presently, is wrapping herself around my Zodiac shirt which I just ironed. I should have got a goldfish. 

 

Thank you, everyone who reads this blog. Your comments make it all worthwhile. Horsecrap aside, I know I may never get to meet so many of you in real life, but still, it feels good to know you all are around, to follow your lives too... to call you all my friends. Of course, I'd still prefer dollars and dames,cheques and chicks but your comments are good too.

Have a great day, y'all. I know I'm having one. Just one thing is niggling at the back of my mind :

As a Orkutian superhero, should I call myself WonderButt or just He Who Shall Not Fit In A Revolving Door Man ?