Holy invisible panties, Batman !!!
What is it, Robin ?
I just got off the Bat-internet and guess what ?
Has terror struck Gotham City, Robin ?
It's worse, Caped Crusader . Terror has struck the whole internet viewing globe.
What has happened, Boy Wonder ?
The Holy Triad is back again. They're all over the internet.
But that's impossible, Boy. We locked up the Joker, the Riddler and the Penguin in Arkham Asylum. There's no way they got out.
Not the unholy trio, the holy trio, Batman !!!
Oh no !!
Yes, Batman. Accidental pics of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan's pantiless ching chongs and Britney Spear's tootsies have invaded the net again.

Damn it, Robin. There's nothing we can do about it. I should have expected this. After all, they had been quiet all year.
Quiet ? But I've been reading about their sex lives all year, Batman.
Yes, Robin. But it had been awhile since they'd displayed their ching-chongs and tootsies at us. Sure, they've done it in 2005 and then in 2006 and again in 2007 and '08, but it's June of 2009 and there had been nothing. We should have expected this visual onslaught. Holy definitive strategies, Batman !! What should we do ?
Nothing, Robin. We just accept that they're doing the world a service, showing them what the rich and famous get to have and thus motivating young slumdogs all over the world to try harder to reach Las Vegas and behold the tootsies in real life.
They are the true example that this is indeed the land of the free... where everyone has the same opportunities with these three fair maidens, irrespective of nationality, colour and yes, even gender. God bless those big hearted girls.
Besides, do you know how much a Hollywood gynaecologist costs per appointment ? This way, they just have to email their snaps in and get free consultations... from a million expert non-certified ching-chong experts too.
Wow, Batman. I never thought of that. They're actually doing the world a service ?
Yes, Boy Wonder. They're motivating people to rise above their poverty and misfortunes and reach the path that millions have crossed.
Millions, Batman ?
Well, Hundreds atleast. Now, Boy Wonder. It's way past your bedtime and besides, I thought I told you that visiting such sites was bad for you.
Umm... I'm sorry Bats. I couldn't help myself. I just saw the link and had to click it to see if anything had changed since 2005.
It's alright, Boy Wonder. I understand. Has anything changed ?
Naaa... still the same on all three fronts, Batman. Perhaps you can confirm that ...
I'm sorry, Robin. I wouldn't know. I don't see such nudity. A woman's ching chongs and tootsies are her own business and we mustn't ogle at them. It is our responsibility to defend their honour, irrespective of the size of their tootsie cups. Remember that, Robin. Now off to bed. By the way, those new Teddy Bear pyjamas look good on you.
Holy Morals, Batman. You're the best. I'll head to bed right away.
I'll be right down to read you a bedtime story. I just have to check on a few things.
Robin heads to bed while Bats heads to the Bat Cave and turns on his computer and logs in. A few clicks later and he reaches his destination. He stares intently.
"That stupid Boy Blunder. Still the same on all three fronts, he says !!! Those Britney tootsies have definitely gained some weight."
Downstairs, Alfred the butler is going through the day's mail. He stops and goes through the Batman's credit card listings.
" Nudecelebs.com, Paparazziking.com, dirtyblondes.com.... Sigh !! No wonder they call him the DARK knight."
Author's note : Yes, there are new ( how ironic a term is that? ) accidental pics out. And no, I ain't leaving behind any links to them in this holier-than-thou blog !!! ( you wish !! ). For those of you who can't resist seeing what the rest of the world from America to Zimbabwe already has, here's a hint : G-o-o-g-l-e S-e-a-r-c-h.
P.S. : Use direct, real words in your search. If it worked for 'Robin', it should work for you too.
P.P.S : Ching chong is not a real word. I made it up. It stands for ...ummm.. uhhh.. a girl's ... you know... bajingo.
P.P.P.S : Bajingo is not a real word either.
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