Here kitty kitty

You know why I just love this planet ( Besides the fact that I'm banned from certain other planets ?) Well, it's because every day I can get to see stories like like this one here.
"Jack, a 15-pound orange-and-white cat, cat sits under a treed black bear in a backyard in West Milford, N.J., Sunday, June 4, 2006. When the bear climbed down, the cat chased it up another nearby tree. Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal was afraid of the hissing cat. The cat's owners called it away and the bear ran off. "

Boy!! That bear's probably in some woodchuck bar right now bawling out the bartender's ears.. "I was just up there for a better view. hic. honest! I lost my tiara and was searching for it up there. I was paying a visit to the neighbourhood sparrows!! I didn't even know that kitty was down there . I was hunting Goldilocks. You believe me, right? "
Woodchuck weasel : "Sure,ya big chicken!! The Mrs see the papers yet ?"
Bear : "God, I hope not!! How would I know? I've been hiding out with the weasels all evening. "

Who ever said this world is just war and crime ? Ha, there's a story born every day that demands to speak a thousand words of humour.

P.S. If I don't post anything in the coming days, check the local papers for headline on "Dr attacked by drunken bear."