3,928 days later...I am M.D.

September 27, 1999.
My first day in medical college.
My first theory class ( a scary disciplinarian Biochemistry teacher ). My first anatomy dissection hall body ( headless, but less scary than the biochemistry teacher. )
My first friend ( Hari, still my closest. ) My first taste of what medical life was gonna be like.
It would be the start of 5 years of hard work, fun and camaraderie - relationships and memories that would last a lifetime.

December 10, 2005.
Last day of internship. Finally became a doctor. No idea what to do next. : Work for awhile and actually earn some money or study for entrance exams and try to get a postgraduate degree. I would end up doing the latter. There would be hardships galore in this period, but then life was never meant to be a bed of roses.

March 8, 2007.
My first day as a post graduate resident. The start of alternate day duties. The endless Caesarian sections ( signalling a new life ) and intracranial bleeds ( that were the prelude to the end of a life. ) that would initially haunt me but later become part and parcel of my daily routine.
The wide range of opportunities - from 750 gram newborns to 120 kg women, from 24 hour old neonates to 95 year old men, moments of laughter and frustration - that would all form my learning curve over 3 years.

June 29, 2010.
The call comes today from R , my co-Pg as I enter the house.
It's a call I've been waiting for with both anticipation and fear.
It is a call informing us of what all these years of hard work have been for.
The results are out. The wait is over.
We have all cleared.
We are finally Anaesthesiologists.

It's been 3,928 days in the making. And our journey has just begun.


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Medical Memories : Veda Vyasa and the 'Son of a *****'

Year : Somewhere between 2001-2003
Venue : Lecture hall, my old medical college
Time : Ophthalmology class

A little background so you know our colourful character. Our Ophthalmology Head was an absolute gem of a person..no matter what anyone else will say, I stick to that statement.
He was an elderly professor, with amazing knowledge and sadly for us at times, a razor sharp tongue with no license. Heaven save the Malayali patient who walks past him with his mundu lifted high ( He stopped class in mid sentence to point out how he could see the guy's balls dangling like cow bells ! ), demolished our 'butler's bastard son' English (the thick Mallu/Kannadiga accents in our speech) and of course, his pet hate, our Principal who he called burnt black devil ( in his defence, she was a thin, dark, evil woman, as I recall. )

Age, gender, our weight ( I recall my butt being likened to that of a rhino and a shorter stouter girl being called a big beach ball with tiny ant brains ), a loud sneeze .. he just needed a topic to digress to.
So why do I call our man a gem ? Well, his license-less insults provided many an embarassing moment, but he also defended us when noone else did and in exams, heaven save the external examiner who tried to give less than 70 % to his students.

Anyway, it was his lecture and the hall was huge. 100 students officially attend these classes in which his encyclopedia memory recites chapters of the eye like how Veda Vyasa did eons ago. Now, you have to understand, these classes were post clinics, post lunch for us.
The front benchers had mastered the art of keeping their eyes open and like Lord Ganesha, writing down eveything that was spoken from our Vyasa. Having been banished to the front bench on earlier occasions, I had learnt my lesson and chose the 3rd last row .. the safest to doodle and daydream. And then there were the "real" last benchers. The ones who'd come, give attendence and go lie down in the last bench and sleep or even sleep on the floor behind the benches if the benches felt uncormfortable.

This was one such class. Young J, a favourite of our Vyasa had successfully slept through the class and woken up in time for leaving after the hour ended. As he was leaving, he ran into sir.
Vyasa : Ah, J. How are you ?
J : Very good, Sir.
Vyasa : Any doubts about today's class ?
J : No sir. I understood everything, Sir. Your presentation is easier than the textbooks.
Vyasa : These foreign authors, they don't know how to present the points, I say. While writing the textbook, they will sleep with their secretary, full blood supply down there, nothing to brain, then where is the time to write well, I ask you ?

J : Very correct, sir. I read only your notes, sir.
Vyasa : Good, good. You are a good boy, I say. Not like some of the rascals in your batch. They just come and sit there and they don't listen at all, I say. Here, I am spoon feeding them and they are shitting it out like donkeys in the roadside, I tell you.
J : Yes Sir. Some are like that, Sir.
Vyasa : What to do ? All are accidents of their parents, I say.
J : Yes Sir.
Vyasa : Only because good boys like you are there, this batch is surviving. Others are having squirrel brain, I tell you. Squirrel brain.
J : Yes Sir.
Vyasa : Anyway, J... tell me, which all portions do you want me to cover in your coming classes ? Only few topics are left, I think.
J : Ummm.. uh.. Sir, I think you should take cornea, Sir.. that has not been covered. ( J hit a guess, since he couldn't recall it in recent times )

Vyasa stared at him for a few seconds. And then launched into his famed lyrical poetry.
Vyasa : Eeeeh ! Bolle Magga. Sulle Magga. You son of a prostitute ! You son of a dirty dog, I say. You go away from me, I say. You are a useless fellow, I say. Cornea you are asking me to take. Your parents made a mistake making you, I tell you. They should have used condoms, I tell you. You are fit only to shit, I say. Hah !! You rascal, you go, I say.

J, of course, needed no second invitation and ran. He caught up with G, another co-batchmate and told him what had happened. G burst out laughing.
J : What's wrong with the cornea ? It's been awhile. See ( he opened up his note book filled with the first 5 minutes of the last few lectures ) Conjunctiva, Iris, Cataract.. he hasn't taken cornea recently.
G patted him sympathetically on the shoulder.

G : TODAY's class WAS the cornea.

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Goosebump moments

Just a random list but one I'd like you all to add to...
Tell me specific movie moments that really gave you goosebumps while watching them.
They maybe moments of horror, shock or just pure romance... have I left out any other genre/style ?

Here are some I catalogued ( I had a lot of time to think these out since I'm only studying for the biggest university exam of my life !! What better time for the mind to not focus, eh ? )
Anyway, tell me what you think of them.. and your own opinions. I'll add yours along.

In no particular order :
1. Dirty Dancing : At the ending when the music of "I've had the time of My life" begins and Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey start dancing .. that is just such a romantic moment. This was one of my all time favourite romantic numbers. ( Ironic how it's an English song and not a Hindi one that enters this list )

2. Transformers : A movie with Megan Fox in it and I get goosebumps for a metallic red truck... no wonder I'm single !! But honestly, the orchestra in the background in this scene is mindblowing and the first time Optimus Prime rides out through the smoke and then transforms always gives me goosebumps. Due credit to Micheal Bay and Steven Spielberg for the rebirth of this cartoon series in such a wonderful format.


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